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AN EXQUISITE BLEND OF
SEDUCTION AND DESTRUCTION

 

my webcam is awful and i can’t remember the last time i posted a picture of myself. i think it’s been a while. 

my webcam is awful and i can’t remember the last time i posted a picture of myself. i think it’s been a while. 

i socialized with other human beings voluntarily last night and had a good time. this should really happen more often. 

i socialized with other human beings voluntarily last night and had a good time. this should really happen more often. 

one time when i was living back in georgia a couple of years ago i drank a whole bottle of wine and decided that i couldn’t go on living unless i went blonde that instant. i woke up the next morning full of the worst sort of regret. my hair was fried beyond belief and it took it a whole year of chopping it off and growing out before it was normal again. booze is dumb. 

one time when i was living back in georgia a couple of years ago i drank a whole bottle of wine and decided that i couldn’t go on living unless i went blonde that instant. i woke up the next morning full of the worst sort of regret. my hair was fried beyond belief and it took it a whole year of chopping it off and growing out before it was normal again. booze is dumb. 

highlights of this picture: i don’t have any pupils and you can see my teddy bear’s butt. 

highlights of this picture: i don’t have any pupils and you can see my teddy bear’s butt. 

dear tumblr pals,
my day was even shittier than the quality of my web cam pictures.

dear tumblr pals,

my day was even shittier than the quality of my web cam pictures.

here, have a picture of me. i’m getting rid of my red hair so i’m trying to take pictures to remind myself why i don’t ever need to dye my hair red again. i’ve also recently realized i have a huge forehead. somehow i went 30 years not knowing this and now it can’t be unseen.

here, have a picture of me. i’m getting rid of my red hair so i’m trying to take pictures to remind myself why i don’t ever need to dye my hair red again. i’ve also recently realized i have a huge forehead. somehow i went 30 years not knowing this and now it can’t be unseen.

i’m pretty sure i’m going to dye my hair this color again pretty soon. it’s a real pain in the ass but it’s my favorite color my hair has ever been. 

i’m pretty sure i’m going to dye my hair this color again pretty soon. it’s a real pain in the ass but it’s my favorite color my hair has ever been. 

i spent the evening not drunk at a drunken pizza party. good times. 
also, my webcam is pretty shitty i guess. 

i spent the evening not drunk at a drunken pizza party. good times. 

also, my webcam is pretty shitty i guess.