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AN EXQUISITE BLEND OF
SEDUCTION AND DESTRUCTION

 

coitusandcarnage replied to your post: my work christmas party is tonight. i have to take…

our X-mas parties happen on company time. sidesteps dressing up or having to hangout with those shits after hours. cool.

our parties are actually pretty fun because my co-workers aren’t terrible. it should be a good time. i’m just lazy is all. 

coitusandcarnage replied to your post: coitusandcarnage replied to your post: okay, well…

I was joking, but shouldn’t. random gunfire will take the whimsy out of most things. We’ll get you a Beretta for Christmas ;)

i’m a felon. that’s illegal, mister. 

coitusandcarnage replied to your post: okay, well i actually saw one meteor and i got…

what primitives you are surrounded by, shooting at the sky. lol

well, i doubt they were shooting at the sky. gangs are always shooting at each other around here. aurora is the only ghetto burb in my area really, but it’s also the only one i can afford to live in. 

coitusandcarnage replied to your audio post: type o negative - blood and fire i would just…

favorite track on it ;)

it’s a good one. black no. 1 always makes me feel like i’m 15 again. i dig that. 

coitusandcarnage replied to your post: i am so full of rage and disgust and self loathing…

topped with ice cream and chocolate sprinkles kind of rage and self loathing??

that sounds really gross. :( does anyone really put ice cream on pancakes? i just like butter and syrup. and when i feel fancy i put rainbow sprinkles in the batter.


roewoof replied to your post: i am so full of rage and disgust and self loathing…

Let’s go to IHOP

ihop has really delightful chocolate chip pancakes. i’ve only been there once and i shared those with my friend and they were really really good. 

coitusandcarnage replied to your post: okay well, i’m taking a break from tumblr for a…

this place will be less without you ♥

i’m not leaving for forever, just a short while. i spend too much time here and i need a break. i never actually last more than a week or so. i think i quit tumblr for like a month once and that was the longest.

coitusandcarnage replied to your post: I AM NO LONGER SICK.  i’ve been puking my guts up…

I knew my esoteric ritual involving raven’s blood and a poached egg would work.

oh man. i would really like poached eggs now, please. ♥